- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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