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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

whos gay? you are

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this a chair?

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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