- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Where's my tractor?

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Left. That one direction...

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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