roses are red, violets are violet

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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no u

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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