Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Kittens.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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