- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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