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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Ancient Greeks rights

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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