Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Your mom

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Penis in a box.

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Chayton

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Like this joke

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