What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

roses are red, violets are violet

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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