- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Women's sports.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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