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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

womens rights

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

The Charlotte bobcats.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

knock knock your gay

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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