a show horse jumps over a bar

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

That's Racist

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Q: What's the point? A: .

guess what chicken butt

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

1234 5

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Rebecca Black

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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