roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What should I name my dog?

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GONNA

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96

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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womens rights

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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knock knock your gay

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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