What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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