Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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