YOU IS DUM

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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