A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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