- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

i have 2 penises

why did Max cry??? chicken

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

World Peace

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Anne Frank.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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