- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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