- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

sixty....eight.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

potato farming

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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