Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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