World Peace

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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