What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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