Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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