- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Anti Joke

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