What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

My Girlfriend

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Knock knock *No one was home*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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