How much is an abortion? A life

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Women's rights.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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