Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

cms.......?????

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Jokes are funny.

A bar walks into your mother.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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