A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Women

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Women's sports.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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