- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

How do magnets work?

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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