- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

My Girlfriend

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

YOLO

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

I am really good at math debating

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