How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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memes

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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i have 2 penises

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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womens rights

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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women have rights

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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