What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Religion

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Get in the van

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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YOU IS DUM

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BUTTERFARTING

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Wolf Pussy

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Anti Joke

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