Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Haha

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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