Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

The WNBA.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

wanna hear a joke. i do to

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Ben Colbert is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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