- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

knock knock your gay

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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