Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Woman's Rights.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Penis

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Haha

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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ballsack

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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