- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Your mother is a man.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Steve Jobs.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

robin, get in the car.

you wanna hear a joke? no

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Your Mom

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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