what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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ballsack

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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sixty....eight.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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The glass is half an hour.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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obama is a good president

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A guy is playing cod

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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