Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Vagina-Boob

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Like this joke

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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cory is gay

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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obama is a good president

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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