whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Will you marry me?

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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