Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

A British man walks into a dental office.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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