- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Get in the van

A man walks into a bar.

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

You smell bad? Cool.

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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