why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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