- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mitt Romney for president.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

guess what? chicken butt.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nickelback.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Someone told me about this website.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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