Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Woman's Rights.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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S.O.P.A

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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