666 im christian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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