What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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How do magnets work?

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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