So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

minced oaths

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Avery has crabs.

Unflushed Shit...

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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