Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Penis in a box.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Your mom

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

World peace

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Yeah, totally.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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