what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Knock knock *No one was home*

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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