- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Chuck Norris

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Obama-Care

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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