Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Chayton

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Haha

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What is brown and sticky?

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Mexicans working in an office

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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