How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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your mother is so lesbian

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whats pale and white your ass.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Time flies like a banana.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Tennesse

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Poop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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