Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Anti Joke

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