Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

a little girl gets raped

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

like my drawing of a white person?

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Romney 2012

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Unflushed Shit...

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Fuck her

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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