What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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