Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

I'm Jewish

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

The Economy

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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