Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Justin Bieber

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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