Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Anti Joke

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