What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

do you know what's so funny? yup

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Steering Wheel Face.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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