What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Kittens.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Womens rights

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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69

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Nah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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