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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Child Prostitution.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

A Mexican walks into a club.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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