Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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you will die someday

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Akshaytiger World

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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