Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

jack shine has boobs

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Jake Bowar

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Please don't rape me.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Penis jokes.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

a show horse jumps over a bar

Penis in a box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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