two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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hi

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Women's Basketball.

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Romney 2012

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Anti Joke

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