jewish people like other jewish people.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Tim's gay.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

cot!

666 im christian

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Women's rights.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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