What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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sweaty black guy

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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WNBA

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Hey Caleb.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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