- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Mmmm, donuts

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Women's Basketball.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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