Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Womens rights.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Women's rights.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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8===========D O:

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Bumsniffer

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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69

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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