Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

My butt!!!!

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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