why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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