What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Black people are clen.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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newt gingrich

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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