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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

A man. That is all.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

balls in ya mouf

Penis jokes.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

An asian walks out of math class

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

i wish i was a tree !

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