- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

penis that is all

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

This is not Will Smith.

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