- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What did the mole say? Nothing

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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