- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Tim's gay.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Fuck her

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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