- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Dozer has a soul

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

WNBA

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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baby seal walks into a bar

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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