How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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I love Ciara!

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What did you say? I don't know.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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