What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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