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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

two fish are in a tank.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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